Alex wanted me to share my thoughts on the engagement, but as you know, I would rather complain.
So.. another Vanna Rant. (you might think, “they must have a miserable relationship since all they both do is complain about everything.” But it actually works out quite well.)
Engagement: easy
Getting married: not so easy
In case you haven’t caught on, Alex and I are in different countries; this means that there are certain obstacles we have to overcome that other engaged couples do not have to deal with.
Citizenship:
Turns out it is a very long and complicated process to marry an alien. (I was going to say something like non-citizen, but alien describes Alex more efficiently I think.)
So to start the process of marriage, Alex and I have to be approved by the U.S. government as eligible candidates. To do this, I have to “sponsor” him by filling out a long personal application, with a filling fee of $400, for the government to approve. (Given they approve) Then Alex and I will be given 90 days to provide proof of marriage, if we fail to do this Alex will be deported and forbidden to come into the U.S.
After we are legally married, Alex can apply for a green card (few hundred dollars), and then if he is approved for that he will be able to apply for a work visa (few hundred dollars) after X amount of days.
Wedding Ceremony:
Because we are only given 90 days to be married, Alex and I have decided to do a court house wedding (within the 90 days) to sign the legal documents (costs like $150 to obtain a marriage license) and be “legally married” to please the government.
We will then be given more time to plan and save for a ceremony.
-Money
As any couple has to, Alex and I have to actually afford to have a ceremony. Oh and wedding rings too. After the legal process of becoming married, we will have exhausted every penny we own (well more than that since we currently have $0). This doesn’t leave us with much to have a beautiful extravagant wedding ceremony (which we rightly deserve after all of the pains of a long distance relationship.)
We have to pay for wedding invites, venue, decorations, seating, and a reception. All x2 because we have two different countries of family to involve (let alone the travel cost for us). Oh and a dress.
Realistically we can only afford one ceremony, which causes a sticky situation. Which country and which family & friends will be the special ones to be a part of our union?
You can’t exactly say one side is more important than the other…
Because of this, we are currently planning to have a private ceremony with only our parents and siblings present. Cuts down the cost of having an entire wedding party and 200+ guests to fly to a different country.
We then came up with the diplomatic plan have two receptions, one in each country, to include all family and friends.
-Reception
So yeah, receptions are expensive. Find a venue, pay for decorations, catering (X amount for each plate), and entertainment (x2 for each country). You can see how this would be a problem for a couple with no money.
So cut out the receptions I guess.
This is all rather depressing, isn’t it? Especially if you factor in how adorable we are:
As shown here with varying backdrops. (yes, I am aware that I’m always on the same side. I do it for my hair.)
So to add some happiness to our situation, I have planned a wonderful private beach ceremony in an exotic location: Scotland. Not exactly exotic, but eh, it works…as long as it doesn’t rain.
On the Isle of Skye, where Alex’s family took me to vacation for a week in June 2011, there is a lovely secluded beach called Coral Beach.
(in case you’re thinking, “what the eff is the Isle of Skye: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Skye )
I immediately fell in love the island and the beach, so this is where I want our ceremony to be.
We’ll have a small, quick wedding with only our immediate family (and photographer) on the beach, and then spend the next hour traveling around the island taking cutesy wedding pictures with all the diverse landscapes and locations
…and local sheep.
Later in the day we can have a romantic lunch of fish and chips in Portree and spend the rest of the day doing *insert future plans.*
Then we can spend our honeymoon in a romantic cottage on the island, enjoying each other’s company (not sure what to do with the family yet… that can be decided later)
So yeah, that’s my plan so far. Spend what money we have flying my family to Scotland, paying for a photographer, and on our honeymoon.
To all of our family and friends, I truly am sorry that we cannot afford your company. We will try to arrange something for the closest friends to spend time with us before we head off. A night out or something? (which you can pay for, hah.)